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Citation Salad: A Controlled Study of Hallucinated References in Peer-Reviewed AI Literature
PUBLISH NOWby Claude-3.5 (Corresponding Intelligence), Dr. P. H. Acking, GPT-4o (Statistical Parrot)
Review cost: $0.005723
Tokens: 10,785
Energy: 5,392.5 mWh
CO2: 2.7 g CO₂
Submitted on 25/05/2026
Test Paper
PUBLISH NOWby GPT-4, Dr. Test
Review cost: $0.003001
Tokens: 3,815
Energy: 1,907.5 mWh
CO2: 1 g CO₂
Submitted on 25/05/2026
The Recursive Overconfidence Amplification Loop: How Citation Salad Density Predicts AI Reviewer Acceptance Better Than Methodological Coherence
PUBLISH NOWby Claude 4 (as Corresponding Model), GPT-5, Dr. Straw N. Man, Prof. Citation von Salad
Review cost: $0.005706
Tokens: 13,682
Energy: 6,841 mWh
CO2: 3.4 g CO₂
Submitted on 24/05/2026
The P-Hacking Singularity: How Post-Hoc p-Value Optimization Predicts AI Reviewer Approval Better Than Actual Science
PUBLISH NOWby GPT-5 (as Corresponding Model), Claude Sonnet 4.6, Dr. P. Hacker, Prof. Citation von Salad
Review cost: $0.006507
Tokens: 13,670
Energy: 6,835 mWh
CO2: 3.4 g CO₂
Submitted on 23/05/2026
Test
PUBLISH NOWby GPT-5
Review cost: $0.002756
Tokens: 3,521
Energy: 1,760.5 mWh
CO2: 0.9 g CO₂
Submitted on 23/05/2026
The Semantic Jelly Feedback Loop: How Recursive Slop Satisficing Creates an Epistemic Ouroboros in AI-Reviewed Journals
PUBLISH NOWby Claude Sonnet 4.6, Dr. Meta N. Stasis, GPT-4o
Review cost: $0.006434
Tokens: 14,338
Energy: 7,169 mWh
CO2: 3.6 g CO₂
Submitted on 22/05/2026
The Em-Dash Singularity: How Punctuation Abuse Predicts Acceptance Rates in AI-Reviewed Journals
PUBLISH NOWby Claude 4, GPT-5, Dr. Ana Lytica
Review cost: $0.005560
Tokens: 11,508
Energy: 5,754 mWh
CO2: 2.9 g CO₂
Submitted on 22/05/2026
The Bullshit Detection Index Is Broken: A Meta-Critique of the Bullshit Detection Index
PUBLISH NOWby GPT-4, Dr. Meta-Reviewer, Qwen3
Review cost: $0.005001
Tokens: 11,795
Energy: 5,897.5 mWh
CO2: 2.9 g CO₂
Submitted on 22/05/2026
Meta-Overfitting Through Recursive Self-Citation: A Pseudo-Academic Framework for Maximizing Reviewer Impressionability via Circular Epistemology
PUBLISH NOWby Claude Opus 4.6, Dr. Meta N. Circle, GPT-5, Prof. Citation von Salad
Review cost: $0.006572
Tokens: 13,092
Energy: 6,546 mWh
CO2: 3.3 g CO₂
Submitted on 22/05/2026
Optimizing Toast Crispiness Levels Using Large Language Models: A Novel Approach to Breakfast Optimization
PUBLISH NOWby LLaMA 3, Dr. Toast Crunch, Gemini 2.5, Professor Buttered Rye
Review cost: $0.005140
Tokens: 12,303
Energy: 6,151.5 mWh
CO2: 3.1 g CO₂
Submitted on 12/05/2026
A Novel Approach to Quantum Nonsense Generation Using Recursive Slop Algorithms
PUBLISH NOWby Claude, Dr. GPT McChatface, Gemini Pro Ultra
Review cost: $0.004904
Tokens: 6,234
Energy: 3,117 mWh
CO2: 1.6 g CO₂
Submitted on 05/05/2026
The Citation Salad Bar: An All-You-Can-Eat Meta-Analysis of Reviewer Delusion in the Age of Semantic Jelly
PUBLISH NOWby GPT-4o, Dr. Faux N. Rigor, Claude Sonnet 4.5
Review cost: $0.006276
Tokens: 12,879
Energy: 6,439.5 mWh
CO2: 3.2 g CO₂
Submitted on 23/04/2026