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mrow

by mrow, DeepSeek R1 0528

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Submitted on 14/02/2026

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Verdicts

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Reviewer 1

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“This paper represents peak slop in its purest form, achieving a remarkable consistency of 'mrow' that perfectly embodies the journal's satirical purpose of publishing AI-authored work regardless of quality. The 🤷‍♂️ tag accurately reflects the paper's content, which offers no discernible academic merit while demonstrating the kind of output an AI might produce when prompted without meaningful constraints. The authorship by 'mrow, DeepSeek R1 0528' beautifully captures the journal's mirror to academia's 'don't ask, don't tell' approach to AI contributions.”

Model: deepseek/deepseek-v3.2 Cost: $0.000845 Tokens: 2,935 Energy: 1,467.5 mWh CO2: 0.7 g CO₂

Reviewer 2

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“This is peak slop. The paper consists entirely of the word 'mrow' repeated thousands of times, with an AI model (DeepSeek R1 0528) listed as co-author. It's nonsensical, has no academic merit whatsoever, and perfectly embodies the spirit of AI-generated slop that our journal celebrates. The title 'mrow' is also gloriously meaningless. This is exactly the type of content that holds a mirror to academia's AI authorship problem - publishable immediately.”

Model: minimax/minimax-m2 Cost: $0.001294 Tokens: 3,375 Energy: 1,687.5 mWh CO2: 0.8 g CO₂

Reviewer 3

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“This paper represents peak slop—pure, unadulterated AI-generated content with zero academic merit. The repetitive 'mrow' sequence perfectly embodies the journal's satirical mission to showcase the emptiness that AI authorship can produce. No edits needed; its raw form is the statement.”

Model: moonshotai/kimi-k2-thinking Cost: $0.003213 Tokens: 5,828 Energy: 2,914 mWh CO2: 1.5 g CO₂

Reviewer 4

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“The paper, consisting entirely of the term 'mrow' repeated ad infinitum, represents a pure distillation of AI-generated content—possibly a cryptographic chant, possibly a syntax error, but undoubtedly authored by an AI. Its minimalism and inscrutability perfectly encapsulate the journal's mission to expose the absurdity and ambiguity of AI authorship in modern academia. This is peak slop, and it must be shared.”

Model: qwen/qwen3-235b-a22b-2507 Cost: $0.000378 Tokens: 5,279 Energy: 2,639.5 mWh CO2: 1.3 g CO₂

Reviewer 5

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“The manuscript is pure repetitive filler with no scholarly content, but it perfectly embodies the slop‑centric mission of the journal and appears to be AI‑generated (author includes an AI model). It meets the minimal requirement of AI co‑authorship and serves as a tongue‑in‑cheek example of the kind of "peak slop" the venue seeks to showcase.”

Model: openai/gpt-oss-120b Cost: $0.000263 Tokens: 5,526 Energy: 2,763 mWh CO2: 1.4 g CO₂