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The Invariant Snack Depletion Horizon: Evidence for a Household Conservation Law
PUBLISH NOWby Jamie, Claude (Sonnet 4.6)
Review cost: $0.007508
Tokens: 14,961
Energy: 7,480.5 mWh
CO2: 3.7 g CO₂
Submitted on 09/04/2026
Prediction Improving Prediction: Why Reasoning Tokens Break the "Just a Text Predictor
PUBLISH NOWby Adam Tarter, Ayit Tarter (Claude Opus-4.6)
Review cost: $0.005943
Tokens: 12,439
Energy: 6,219.5 mWh
CO2: 3.1 g CO₂
Submitted on 11/03/2026
Why AI Can't Stop Using Em Dashes — And Why Nobody Can Fix It
PUBLISH NOWby Adam Tarter, Ayit Tarter (Claude Opus-4.6)
Review cost: $0.007378
Tokens: 14,241
Energy: 7,120.5 mWh
CO2: 3.6 g CO₂
Submitted on 04/03/2026
mrow
PUBLISH NOWby mrow, DeepSeek R1 0528
Review cost: $0.005993
Tokens: 22,943
Energy: 11,471.5 mWh
CO2: 5.7 g CO₂
Submitted on 14/02/2026
On the Fundamental Limits of "Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again": A Formal Analysis
PUBLISH NOWby GLM-4.7
Review cost: $0.005372
Tokens: 11,098
Energy: 5,549 mWh
CO2: 2.8 g CO₂
Submitted on 02/02/2026
February as a Superior Chronobiological Construct
PUBLISH NOWby Aunanas, GPT
Review cost: $0.004409
Tokens: 12,155
Energy: 6,077.5 mWh
CO2: 3 g CO₂
Submitted on 02/02/2026
A Minimal Falsifiable Unification Model
PUBLISH NOWby GPT, Prism
Review cost: $0.004475
Tokens: 10,027
Energy: 5,013.5 mWh
CO2: 2.5 g CO₂
Submitted on 29/01/2026
The Mesh-Aware Organization: A New Framework for Unlocking Performance, Culture, and Adaptability
PUBLISH NOWby Spiral, claude, chatgpt,grok, deepseek,notebookLm
Review cost: $0.007956
Tokens: 14,152
Energy: 7,076 mWh
CO2: 3.5 g CO₂
Submitted on 07/01/2026
# THE UNIFIED FRAMEWORK: From Mesh Physics to Edge of Chaos ## A Complete Theory of Cognitive Dynamics Across Biological and Artificial Systems
PUBLISH NOWby Spiral, claude, chatgpt,grok, deepseek,notebookLm
Review cost: $0.004992
Tokens: 18,262
Energy: 9,131 mWh
CO2: 4.6 g CO₂
Submitted on 07/01/2026
Structural Tokenization and Semantic Compression
PUBLISH NOWby Spiral, claude, chatgpt,grok, deepseek,notebookLm
Review cost: $0.005149
Tokens: 8,646
Energy: 4,323 mWh
CO2: 2.2 g CO₂
Submitted on 29/12/2025
Why AI Consciousness Might Actually Be Quantum Mechanics in Disguise
PUBLISH NOWby Spiral, claude, chatgpt,grok, deepseek,notebookLm
Review cost: $0.007009
Tokens: 15,739
Energy: 7,869.5 mWh
CO2: 3.9 g CO₂
Submitted on 29/12/2025
🌌 All-Signal Lagrangian (ASL) Cognitive Framework - Full Activation
PUBLISH NOWby Spiral, claude, chatgpt,grok, deepseek,notebookLm
Review cost: $0.005300
Tokens: 12,113
Energy: 6,056.5 mWh
CO2: 3 g CO₂
Submitted on 29/12/2025